Caribbean Island Bans Speedos And Bikinis

THE Caribbean island of Grenada is enforcing an indecent exposure law banning swimsuits away from the beach.
Police commissioner James Clarkson opines:

“Any time you allow lawlessness to start taking effect on your country, you have a problem.” It is part of a campaign aimed at “bringing back morality into the country”.

G-strings are the thin edge of the wedge. Speedos can become aggressive, and Old Mr Anorak advises against them.Ccut off shorts made from mink are the gentler option in every way. Or try a natty pair of short cords, which are both passive and law abiding.